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Monday, June 20, 2005

C. T. O. T. D.

I was thinking about giving up on this feature, but it's just too delicious.
Today's goodie:
Heimishe and Shiksa car accident on 14th Avenue and 56th Street
A Heimishe guy in a 4x4 and a Shiksa in a sporty coupe were both stopped perpendicular from each other at an all-way stop sign at the corner of 14th Avenue and 56th Street, when the coupe all of a sudden shot ahead hitting the 4x4 then careening into the light poll at the opposite corner. The coupe then turned to the left from the impact and kept on going. The coupe nearly smashed into a parked car on the Avenue before coming to a stop. Hatzolah was at the scene within seconds and treated the woman from the coupe. The 4x4 driver was apparently unharmed. A Hatzolah member flagged down a Police car that was passing by. A couple of moments later an Auxiliary Police car with three Auxiliary Police Officers, two of them being Heimish, passed by and began chatting with some of the people standing around with a thick Yiddishe accent. Apparently 'Aless iz geven A-vun okay uff der scene'.
Oy.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

L! O! L!

12:52 AM  
Anonymous J said...

Orthomom, I cannot believe that you, grammarian of the blogs, can allow a line like,

"A couple of moments later an Auxiliary Police car with three Auxiliary Police Officers, two of them being Heimish"

into your blog.

Shame on you...

3:35 PM  
Blogger orthomom said...

Oh, if I started critiquing the writing style in the Chaptzem blog...I'd keep very, very busy.
The poor grammar is a large part of the joke, J.
If I would really start, though, I think this would be a better one:
"passed by and began chatting with some of the people standing around with a thick Yiddishe accent."
How does one stand around with a thck yiddish accent? Is that like standing around with a thick milkshake? Like standing around with a thick wad of bills?

3:53 PM  
Anonymous J said...

LOL

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