Talking Bible Dolls
These are...cute, I guess. According to the website, these Talking Bible Dolls, (obviously marketed to Christian audiences - Jesus is one of the three "characters" offered, along with Moses and Queen Esther), are rag dolls that emit "actual scripture verses to introduce children of all ages to the wisdom of the Bible". Click here to listen to clips of the Talking Queen Esther Doll and the Talking Moses Doll quote verse. Nothing like hearing a toy that is being marketed to children say: "Do not commit adultery" when you hug it. (I'm not kidding, Talking Moses actually says that!)
(via)
(via)
posted by orthomom at 9:06 AM
19 Comments:
Wow... Esther is more zaftig than I had imagined...
Esther: "God had a plan for my life - just like he does for yours!"
Priceless.
Did these guys even go to yeshiva? Everyone knows that Moshe only read the last eight commandments.
Wow. If they'd had these when I was a kid, I'm sure I'd be on a different path by now.
Okay. I'll go with 'scary' as my comment.
Sometime soon I will have to post about the sanitized reading of the aseret hadibrot in honor of you, Orthomom.
Weird. The pesukim don't quite match up with the quotes. Scandal!!
Esther 8:16-17
JPS translation:
16 The Jews had light and gladness, and joy and honour. 17 And in every province, and in every city, whithersoever the king's commandment and his decree came, the Jews had gladness and joy, a feast and a good day. And many from among the peoples of the land became Jews; for the fear of the Jews was fallen upon them.
"Talking Esther" version:
There wsas great celebration and joy because I relied on God and used wisdom to help others.
Esther 8:3-6
JPS Translation:
3 And Esther spoke yet again before the king, and fell down at his feet, and besought him with tears to put away the mischief of Haman the Agagite, and his device that he had devised against the Jews. 4 Then the king held out to Esther the golden sceptre. So Esther arose, and stood before the king. 5 And she said: 'If it please the king, and if I have found favour in his sight, and the thing seem right before the king, and I be pleasing in his eyes, let it be written to reverse the letters devised by Haman the son of Hammedatha the Agagite, which he wrote to destroy the Jews that are in all the king's provinces; 6 for how can I endure to see the evil that shall come unto my people? or how can I endure to see the destruction of my kindred?'
"Talking Esther" version:
"I pleaded with the king to save my friends and family."
Huh?
gedolim dolls are next.
But I bet the gedoilim dolls won't say "My natural beauty won the king's heart."
Hey, you think these are cute - my friend bought my daughter a "Jesus loves me" doll which not only says that on the front but sings it when you press her stomach. Kinda freaky, really. [My friend thought it would be funny.]
Ezzie - Jesus does love you.
And all of us, as well.
I also wonder whether they were relying on the septuagint version, which is quite different than the masoretic text. most Xtian bibles use the LXX version, not ours.
At least the Esther one is talking about herself. The Moses one doesn't say "God commanded:" or anything like that, he just spouts the ten commandments, so you get a doll saying "I am the Lord your God. You may worship no other god but me."
That was the scariest part, to my mind.
Oes Tsetnoc Seo Contest one of the ways in which we can learn seo besides Upaya Mengembalikan Jati Diri Bangsa. By participating in the Oes Tsetnoc or Mengembalikan Jati Diri Bangsa we can improve our seo skills. To find more information about Oest Tsetnoc please visit my Oes Tsetnoc pages. And to find more information about Mengembalikan Jati Diri Bangsa please visit my Mengembalikan Jati Diri Bangsa page and other update like as Beratnya Mengembalikan Jati Diri Bangsa, Mengembalikan Jati Diri Bangsa di perpanjang and Jangan Berhenti Mengembalikan Jati Diri Bangsa. Thank you So much.
Oes Tsetnoc | Lanjutkan Mengembalikan Jati Diri Bangsa
A nurse does not receive the same level of education and training that medicine requires. Warfel at (609) 520-0900 or visit Choose fun magazines like National Audubon, Travel, and other exciting publications that show our colorful world.
qzz0523
mulberry handbags
pandora jewelry
pandora charms
ferragamo outlet
adidas nmd
tods outlet
montblanc pens
oakley sunglasses
chelsea jersey
uggs
www0628
michael kors outlet
canada goose outlet
cheap football shirts
coach factory outlet
thunder jerseys
freshjive clothing
ray ban sunglasses
michael kors outlet
air force 1
mbt shoes
kayno
fila outlet
pg 1
yeezy boost 350
air max 90
caterpillar shoes
hermes birkin
curry 5
nike lebron 15
jordan 12
WWW1017
canada goose
ralph lauren polo
canada goose outlet
ralph lauren
coach outlet
christian louboutin outlet
hogan shoes
lacoste polo
mbt shoes
coach factory outlet
Post a Comment
<< Home