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Monday, November 28, 2005

Merry Christmukah

Today's absurdity:
To give multifaith families an opportunity to celebrate Christmas and Hanukkah, Loews Hotels will add a "Christmukah" menu in the restaurants of the Regency in New York, Loews Santa Monica Beach Hotel in California, and Loews Miami Beach Hotel during the last two weeks of December.

Among the selections: Shalom Santagria, made with Manischevitz wine; Christmukah Cheer, a mint cocktail with a hint of chocolate from Israeli Sabra liquor and hot cocoa with Star of David gingerbread cookies. Visit www.loewshotels.com for more info.

If celebrating Christmukah means drinking Sangria made with screw-top kiddush wine, I'll take latkes and sufganiyot any day.



Blogger Unknown said...

That sangria drink makes me feel about as queasy as Chrismukah does.

8:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christmukah... Isn't that the hat the pope wearr?

9:04 PM  
Blogger orthomom said...

Krum as a bagel said...

Christmukah... Isn't that the hat the pope wearr?


9:09 PM  
Blogger Ezzie said...

I had to control myself from laughing/crying on this post... I'm in a class!

10:11 PM  
Blogger Ezzie said...

Sorry for dbl post...

What is it with Manischewitz wine? Because Sandler put it in a song? Earlier? Do any Orthodox people actually buy Manischewitz wine?!

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We were in Bloomingdale's on Sunday and they are selling Chanukah ornaments.

10:17 PM  
Blogger Jack Steiner said...

This stuff irritates me.

1:04 AM  
Blogger Pragmatician said...

It may be absurd but how cool that something Jewish has such an impact, the only mark a Jewish holiday leaves where I live is less parking space and increased security

10:02 AM  
Blogger and so it shall be... said...

Any word on what their Kwanzzukah and Kwanzzmas menus look like?

10:30 AM  
Blogger Shifra said...

I have a story involving a younger Shifra and a bottle of Maneschevitz... Believe me...It's nothing I'd want to see in print.

7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hee hee. My brother (aged 9) managed to get tipsy at the seder on maneshevitz wine. long time ago.

But blech! Although I was wondering who to complain to that the local public school has an Xmas tree but nothing else. . . .

10:21 AM  
Blogger Conservative Apikoris said...

I recently found Maneschewitzz wine for sale in a supermarket in a small town in south Texas. As well as Hebrew National franks in the deli section.

Considering that the population of this town appeared to be about 70% Mexican-American and 30% Anglo redneck Bible thumping Protestant, I'm curious about who who was buying that particular merchandise.

Me, I bought some tortilla chips, hot salsa, and a six-pack of Lone Star beer.

3:57 PM  
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11:39 PM  

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