Proof Postive
Ah. Just as I've suspected all along.
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The remains will be studied exhaustively for evidence of the leather harnessing used to secure Noah's sons for their long transcontinental journeys.
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posted by orthomom at 4:03 PM
9 Comments:
Flying dinosaurs? Please. OM, your focus is all wrong. All eyes are on the "What Would Jesus Do" Thong way at the bottom.
Not as funny as the "accept Christ and get a free playstation" one on the left!
LOL! I would love to be part of a religion that had such a cool lord:
"And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they didn't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 2!"
I wonder if this is standard church doctrine or whether landover baptist is the MO shul in the community.
This must be standard church doctrine. The thongs seem very mainstream.
What's with the "religion: kills folks dead!" t-shirt ad? Is that some sort of inside joke.
Orthomom, care to explain that?
(I suspect it has something to do with overdosing on the new playstation you've just received for accepting Christ.)
Heh best part of that t-shirt link is the section on "Gifts for Jews" http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/646052
It includes a do-it-yourself circumcision kit.
LOL
Sssh. Don't mess up my concentration. I'm playing Grand Theft Crucifix.
My favorite quote was "Creation Scientists estimate that since the Earth is only ten-thousand years old, human beings were living among dinosaurs and had plenty of time to tame them."
See you can be fundamentalist and still believe in dinosaurs.
Relgious crisis averted- thank you Jesus!
Two comments:
1. It doesn't sound very nice to use the dinosaurs to collect all the other animals and then just let the dinosaurs die out in the flood!
2. That "Jesus was a Liberal Jew" can be understood sooooo many different ways... it sounds to me most like an attack against Liberal Judaism by saying that they're just like Christianity.
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