I'm not sure what to say about this, so I'll use the description I found at its source: "A lesbian hippie-jew and a chassidic dude duke it out in rhyme at a Tu B'shvat seder in Park Slope." Really.
I like the ladeez and the beez in da treez Da treez of Shvat, dere here to stay For a decent esrog, today we do pray
Peyos boy:
Fo shizzle, yo, I like da treez, da beez, and all da Rebbeez Likin' da ladeez a problem may be But only d'rabbanon, not in da Torah pleez
But da clothes you be wearin' went out in the sixties An updated wardrobe you be illin', chillin' bananafanafofillin' My wardrobe's from the 18th century, Don't know, don't wanna know what dis has to do with treez
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I'll tell ya, the Chassid raps a lot better than the lesbian. Go figure.
Damn that Mattisyahu... now anyone with a beard and peyos will be rapping...
peyos boy is da shizzle
All I can say is... What the hell!?!? (excuse me)
That was so strange... the guy is really good!
ROFLO and crying too. Ezzie words are about what one can say.
Hope they keep their day jobs.
Anyone want to offer a translation. Also, what does this have to do with Tu'B'Shevat. Much more appropriate for Purim.
Translation:
Lesbian Hippie Chick:
I like the ladeez and the beez in da treez
Da treez of Shvat, dere here to stay
For a decent esrog, today we do pray
Peyos boy:
Fo shizzle, yo, I like da treez, da beez, and all da Rebbeez
Likin' da ladeez a problem may be
But only d'rabbanon, not in da Torah pleez
But da clothes you be wearin' went out in the sixties
An updated wardrobe you be illin', chillin' bananafanafofillin'
My wardrobe's from the 18th century,
Don't know, don't wanna know what dis has to do with treez
Yo, yo, yo
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As someone posted at gawker:
Jesus. This was painful to watch.
Here's a rhyme for ya
Things I'd rather do than watch these
losers squawking
Maybe cut myself;
or kiss that guy
Stephen Hawking
on the lips
that awful chick
with no rhythm,
twitchin
kind of reminded me
of a Con Edison victim
while that fat hasidic dude
with way too much to say
to the only girl who's given him
the time of day
kind of sadly ironic
she was openly gay
I guess a hebrew slamfest
is something I should avoid
jewish-lezbo-bashing-siddics
is to much for this goy
The setting alone is absolutely hilarious!!
anonymous who gave the 'translation':
that is SO not what they said. peyos guy was talking about 'the holy land' at one point.
How do we know she is a Lesbian?
steg:
I was the anonymous who gave the translation. I was kidding.
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