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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Something To See For Yourself


I'm not sure what to say about this, so I'll use the description I found at its source:
"A lesbian hippie-jew and a chassidic dude duke it out in rhyme at a Tu B'shvat seder in Park Slope."
Really.

(HT)

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll tell ya, the Chassid raps a lot better than the lesbian. Go figure.

4:14 PM  
Blogger MUST Gum Addict said...

Damn that Mattisyahu... now anyone with a beard and peyos will be rapping...

4:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

peyos boy is da shizzle

4:52 PM  
Blogger Ezzie said...

All I can say is... What the hell!?!? (excuse me)

That was so strange... the guy is really good!

4:53 PM  
Blogger SephardiLady said...

ROFLO and crying too. Ezzie words are about what one can say.

Hope they keep their day jobs.

Anyone want to offer a translation. Also, what does this have to do with Tu'B'Shevat. Much more appropriate for Purim.

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Translation:

Lesbian Hippie Chick:

I like the ladeez and the beez in da treez
Da treez of Shvat, dere here to stay
For a decent esrog, today we do pray

Peyos boy:

Fo shizzle, yo, I like da treez, da beez, and all da Rebbeez
Likin' da ladeez a problem may be
But only d'rabbanon, not in da Torah pleez

But da clothes you be wearin' went out in the sixties
An updated wardrobe you be illin', chillin' bananafanafofillin'
My wardrobe's from the 18th century,
Don't know, don't wanna know what dis has to do with treez

Yo, yo, yo

5:18 PM  
Blogger SephardiLady said...

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7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As someone posted at gawker:

Jesus. This was painful to watch.
Here's a rhyme for ya

Things I'd rather do than watch these
losers squawking
Maybe cut myself;
or kiss that guy
Stephen Hawking
on the lips

that awful chick
with no rhythm,
twitchin
kind of reminded me
of a Con Edison victim

while that fat hasidic dude
with way too much to say
to the only girl who's given him
the time of day
kind of sadly ironic
she was openly gay

I guess a hebrew slamfest
is something I should avoid
jewish-lezbo-bashing-siddics
is to much for this goy

7:59 PM  
Blogger Rafi G said...

The setting alone is absolutely hilarious!!

7:09 AM  
Blogger Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

anonymous who gave the 'translation':

that is SO not what they said. peyos guy was talking about 'the holy land' at one point.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do we know she is a Lesbian?

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

steg:

I was the anonymous who gave the translation. I was kidding.

jdub

9:02 AM  
Blogger AMSHINOVER said...

the place is called yeshiva shel malah

9:58 PM  
Anonymous GROOVY said...

NO ITS NOT AMSHI!!!

IF U WOULD'OV COME WITH ME YOU WOULD KNOW

GROOVY

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