Crazy Kid Accoutrements
I think this diamond-encrusted pacifier, set at the reasonable price of $17,000, is a bit much...even for the babies of the most well-heeled of Five Towns residents.
But, when said infants turn 5, they can always get the "My First Bling-Bling" car for their Barbie dolls to ride in. Because whose Barbies don't need some bling of their own?
Until, of course, the kids can graduate to operate one of these babies, for $16,000 (slightly less than the diamond-encrusted pacifier). They will need it to have something to park in the driveway of the next item.
Because when their parents are interviewing contractors for the five-bedroom addition to their own house, why not tack on to the job the plans for this five-star backyard playhouse (the relatively well-priced $8,900 - not including labor)?