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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Are We "Already Over"?

According to Gawker, Jews are "already over". An excerpt:
We're not talking about Judaism overall (that's still rock solid); this is about the Jewish culture, and the culture's long been co-opted by the goyim. There was a time when being a member of the tribe helped you work the system and climb the ladder; nowadays, even all the non-Jews are so Jewish that the ladder's collapsed under their collective weight. Look around you. Everyone New York is Jewish, even the anti-Semites -- especially the anti-Semites! There's got to be an anti-Semite Jewish mafia out there. You just know it.

Yes, we know that this item offends practically everyone who matters -- but that's just the point, isn't it? Not only are we everywhere, but we also have to get all Abe Foxman about every. little. thing. Jews have been running the show for so long now: we've got New York, Hollywood, Boca -- isn't it time to relax a little? Even Jesus knew it was time to move on, and that was 2000 years ago.
Thanks for the pronouncement, Gawker. Truth is, I do think I liked things better before every Tom, Dick and Madonna (Esther) tied the red strings on, before we showed up as characters on a daytime soap opera, and before we had to read in mainstream publications about the lavish celebrity Bar Mitzvah du jour. But that's just me.

4 Comments:

Blogger OrthoMomsBiggestFan said...

I guess we cant expect much from Mom over the summer....this is just flat out weak.

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...before we showed up as characters on a daytime soap opera"?
Do tell...

3:11 PM  
Blogger Pragmatician said...

out of curiosity, which soap portrays Jewish characters?

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all "10" of my children

2:23 PM  

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